not only is the war on terror costing a lot of lives on all sides, both good and evil, it is also, praise the lord, generating a lot of jobs. jobs you'd, say ten years ago, would think of as impossible. cfdr would still be alive, he would turn over in his grave...
so here's the top something of useless jobs in the name of freedom and democracy.
1. the inevitable garbage-can checker. this one actually exists. they look sharp, they are fast paced and they look if there are no dirty bombs in the trashcan you just threw your empty coke bottle in.
2. the shoelace official. 'is this a normal shoelace, sir?' if you dare to say no, get yourself ready for a nice interview in some dodgy backroom.
3. k-9 interrogator. for all your subversive bff's.
4. the embedded journalist. aka 'i forgot the golden rule of journalism'. be independent or be square, please.
that's it. in the air inbetween chi city and the city of angels.
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